I don't think I can do this without alcohol and it's 10:46 in the morning.
On Chapter 4. Well we have Christian stalking Ana and acting possessive due to two guy friends of her daring to like her. Also it makes no sense based on Ana's personality why Christian even likes her. There's no sexual tension. This is boring as anything.
Some BS photo shoot has happened and Ana almost got hit by a car cause she's a moron.