Reading progress update: I've read 34%.

Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James

If someone gave me a contract with the words anal fisting I would have been out the door. This book is absurd. The dialogue is also painful as hell.

 

And we get slight backstory on Christian which reads as that he was raped due to his mother's friend forcing him into a submissive relationship. This book is a mess.

 

The sex scenes are terrible too. I still don't even know if Ana was good to have sex with Christian since he announces he will take care of her virginity after she tells him she's a virgin. 

 

Also I have heard of zero dominant/submissive relationships where you were told what to eat, when you had to workout, and oh your personal hygiene. And Ana tries to throw up token resistant by trying to not eat which Lord. This book is awful.